David Beckham walks into a Starbucks & orders a cup of tea. He tells the Barista: "End it Like Beckham is the best movie I've ever seen. Seriously, mate."
Darth Vader walks into a Starbucks & orders a grande breakfast blend. The Barista asks him, "Would you like room for cream?" "No," says Vader. "I prefer it on the dark side."
A ghost walks into a Starbucks and orders a grande Sumatra.
The Barista asks him, "Would you like room for scream?"
A sparkplug walks into a Starbucks and orders a grande Sumatra.
The Barista says to him, "OK, I'll serve you. Just don't start anything."
A termite walks into a Starbucks and says, "Is the bartender here?"
A skeleton walks into a Starbucks and says, "Give me a macchiato and a mop."
A guy walks into a Starbucks and orders a cup of coffee. The barista asks him "Would you like room for cream?" He replies "What do you think I am, a pessimist?"
A monkey walks into a Starbucks and the barista asks him what he wants to order. The monkey replies "I'm gonna go out on a limb and order a Grande Americano."
A guy walks into a Starbucks and says, "This website is amazing."
A Wal Mart walks into a Starbucks and says, "WTF!? LOL! OMG! "
A Starbucks walks into a Starbucks and says, "This is the most beautifully solipsistic moment in the history of mankind." A warm breeze blows.
Walks into a Starbucks, Yoda does.
A finicky man walks into Yoda's Starbucks. He says to Yoda, "I think I
want a muffin. Yeah, a muffin. Actually, wait, never mind. I don't
want a muffin...On second thought, I only want a muffin if I order
chai..." Replies Yoda, "Do or do not. There is no chai."
A guy walks into a Starbucks and takes off his Old Navy tech vest.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a Starbucks. One says, 'I think I've lost an electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first says, 'Yes, I'm positive.'
Descartes walks into a Starbucks, and the barista asks "Would you like a cup of coffee?" Descartes replies "I think not" and POOF! he vanishes.
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