Jokes (page 3):
- Antimetabole walks into a Starbucks and a Starbucks walks into antimetabole.
- Hyperbole walks into a Starbucks and orders the biggest freakin'
coffee ever. Seriously, it was huge.
- Oxymoron walks into a Starbucks and orders a cheap cup of coffee.
- I shouldn't even mention that paralipsis walked into a Starbucks.
- Innuendo "walks" into a Starbucks and "orders" a "cup of coffee."
(*Nudge, nudge* *Wink, wink*)
- Double negative doesn't not walk into a Starbucks.
- Spoonerism stalks into a Warbucks.
- Onomatopoeia walks into a Starbucks. BAM! The next guy uses the door.
- Non sequitur walks into a Starbucks. Duck a l'orange.
- Enthymeme walks into a Starbucks. Therefore, Socrates is mortal.
- Ellipsis into Starbucks. Orders. Satisfied.
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