A mushroom walks into a Starbucks and orders a Frappuccino. The bartista says, "I can't serve you." The mushroom says, "Why not? I'm a fun guy."
A chicken walks into a Starbucks. The barisata says "We don't serve poultry!" The chicken says "That's OK I just want a drink."
A piece of string walks into a Starbucks. He hops up onto a stool and yells
to the barista, "Hey! Gimme a drink!" The barista picks up the
string and throws it into the street. The string thinks, "I'll show
'em. I'll go back in disguise, he won't know it's me, and at the last
minute I'll humiliate him. So the string contorts its body into a
whole different shape, and frizzes its hair ala a 'fro. It goes back
in, hops onto the stool and asks for a drink. The barista says,
"You're that piece of string I threw out 5 minutes ago." The string
answers, "No. I'm a frayed knot."
A guy walks into a Starbucks with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says, "Cappuccino please, and one for the road."
A neutron walks into a Starbucks. "I'd like a grande breakfast blend" he says. The barista promptly serves up his coffee. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the barista, "no charge."
A Guy walks into a Starbucks and says, "Venti coffees for everyone, and barista, pour
one for yourself too." Everyone thanks him and, a few minutes later,
he buys another round for everyone including the barista. He orders
a third round and the barista says, "Sure, but please pay for the
first two rounds before I pour the third." The generous guy says,
"Money? I don't have any money." The barista kicks the crap out of
him and throws him into the street. A few minutes later he comes back
in and says, "Barista, drinks for everyone. But not for you. you get
nasty when you're wired."
A horse walks into a Starbucks. The barista asks, "Hey, why the long face?"
A pony walks into a Starbucks and says "Barista, may I have a hot cup of tea?" The barista says "What? I can't hear you. speak up!" "May I please have a hot cup of tea?" "What? You have to speak up!" "Could I please have a hot cup of tea?" "Now listen, if you don't speak up I will not serve you." "I'm sorry, I'm just a little hoarse."
Two peanuts walked into a Starbucks, and one was a-salted.
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a Starbucks. The barista, a tub of cottage chesse, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here."One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not? We're cultured individuals."
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