Jokes (page 5):

1. Cooked bacon, egg, cheese, and a biscuit walk into a Starbucks and the barista says, "Sorry. We don't serve breakfast here."


2. Heisenberg walks into a Starbucks and the barista asks him what he'll have. Heisenberg replies, "I'm uncertain."


3. Heisenberg may or may not have walked into a Starbucks.


4. Heisenberg walks into an empty Starbucks and says, "I'll have a grande coffee and a tall hot chocolate for my friend." The barista asks, "Is your friend here?" Heisenberg replies, "Well, he is and he isn't."


5. Kenny G walks into a Starbucks. Kenny G walks into a Starbucks. Kenny G walks into a Starbucks. Kenny G walks into a Starbucks. Kenny G walks into a Starbucks. Kenny G walks into a Starbucks. Kenny G walks into a Starbucks. Kenny G walks into a Starbucks. Kenny G walks into a Starbucks. Kenny G walks into a Starbucks. Kenny G walks into a Starbucks. Kenny G walks into a Starbucks. Kenny G walks into a Starbucks. Kenny G walks into a Starbucks.


6. Kenneth Burke walks into a Starbucks and selects a coffee, deflects a latte, and reflects concern over the price.


7. Michel Foucault surreptitiously enters a Starbucks and unwillingly orders the coffee.


8. e.e. cummings
   
   
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   starbucks







9. Anthropomorphism walks into a Starbucks and orders a tall coffee.


10. President Bush walks into a Starbucks and orders a Big Mac and fries.


11. Al Gore tried to walk into a Starbucks but his ego wouldn't fit through the door.


12. Al Gore invented walking into a Starbucks.


13. Barack Obama walks into a Starbucks, orders a $3.00 hot chocolate, and pays entirely in pennies. The candidate of change!


14. A hippie walks into a Starbucks and exclaims, "Wow! Starbucks uses recycled goods, provides excellent employee benefits, sells fair trade coffee, yet they are a huge, powerful corporation." His head explodes.

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