Ethos walks into a Starbucks and everyone laughs at his funny antics. Ethos is such a character.
Pathos reluctantly walks into a Starbucks--the same Starbucks that killed his father. With courage summoned from the depth of what was left of his heart, he sank to one knee. Facing the counter he said, "Barista, I love you. I've always loved you."
Logos walks into a Starbucks and a priori determines that the prices have probably been inflated to balance profit margin with a consistently shrinking dollar.
Sure, a red herring walked into a Starbucks, but Bush caused global warming!
When did a complex question walk into a Starbucks, before or after you stopped kicking puppies?
Of course ad hominem walked into a Starbucks, moron.
John McCain walks into a Starbucks. Demands pudding and Geritol.
Elvis leisurely walks into a Starbucks. Only fools rush in.
Hillary Clinton walks into a Starbucks and refuses to leave.
B. Hussein Obama walks into a Starbucks and, oddly, does not suicide bomb the capitalist infidel pigs.
A dyslexic atheist walks into a Starbucks. After robbing everyone, he slowly back out the door, saying, "WHERE'S YOUR DOG NOW?"
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A parallel universe walks into a Starbucks and his venti coffee is free.
This B-List Canadian celebrity recently visited a Los Angeles Starbucks much to the surprise of hippie friends. Who is Alex Trebek?
Dick and Jane walk into a Shakespearian Starbucks with their dog. The Barista angrily demands, "Out, damn'd Spot!"
Hoyle Jenkins, CEO of a large oil company, and his wife, Peapul, walk into a Starbucks. While they're ordering, a group of protesters gather outside, shouting, "No mud for Hoyle!" Hoyle sighed. Peapul cried.
The Spanish Inquisition covertly sneaks into a Starbucks. [No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!]
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